Available for Events · Southern Illinois

Don't go
alone.

A charming, genuine, and absolutely real plus one for weddings, reunions, and every event where showing up solo just isn't the vibe.

Kearston

Meet Your Plus One

Hi, I'm
Kearston.

15+ Years in Hospitality
100% Actually Fun

I'm a Southern Illinois entrepreneur with over 15 years working in hospitality — which is a fancy way of saying I know how to work a room, carry a real conversation, and make anyone feel comfortable at the table.

I'll be your wedding date, your reunion companion, your "yes, I am seeing someone, thank you for asking" at the holiday party. I'm fun, I'm low drama, and I'll laugh at your uncle's jokes all night long.

This is 100% a platonic companionship service. Think of it as hiring a charming friend who happens to look great and knows exactly when to refill your drink.

What's Included

What you're actually getting

A real person, fully present, ready to play the part — whatever that looks like for your event.

💬

Real Conversation

I'll charm your family, hold my own with your coworkers, and laugh at the right moments. No awkward silences.

💃

Dance Floor Ready

I will actually dance. You will never be the sad person standing alone during the Electric Slide.

🤐

Complete Discretion

Your business stays your business. I won't post about it, mention it, or make things weird. Ever.

📸

Great in Photos

You'll have someone to stand next to in every single picture. That alone is worth the price of admission.

🥂

Full Event Coverage

Ceremony, cocktail hour, reception — I'm there for whatever you need, for as long as you need it.

🎭

Custom Backstory

We'll coordinate beforehand so our story is seamless. How we met, how long we've been together — you write it, I'll sell it.

Pricing

Pick Your Package

All packages include a pre-event coordination call to get our story straight.

Cocktail Hour

$175

Up to 2 hours

  • Arrival & cocktail hour only
  • Pre-event coordination call
  • Custom backstory prep
Book This

Custom

Let's Talk

Reunions, parties & more

  • Multi-day or destination events
  • Out-of-town travel (fees apply)
  • Non-wedding occasions
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Let's Be Real

The Fine Print

This is a professional service. Here's what that means.

01

This is 100% platonic.

Full stop. This is a companionship service for social events. There is no other version of this offer.

02

I'm based in Southern Illinois.

Marion and the surrounding area is my home base. Out-of-area events are possible with a travel fee — we'll discuss upfront.

03

Book as early as you can.

Wedding season fills up fast. I take one event per day, so if you have a date in mind, don't wait.

04

A deposit secures your date.

A non-refundable deposit holds your spot. The remaining balance is due one week before the event.

05

There's an NDA in place.

Both of us agree to keep this arrangement completely private. What happens stays between us. Read the full NDA →

The Process

How This Works

Simple, discreet, and zero weird energy.

01

Fill out the form

Tell me about your event, your date, and what you're looking for.

02

Quick call

We make sure it's a good fit and iron out all the details.

03

Lock it in

Deposit paid, date secured. You're officially not going alone.

04

Enjoy the night

We meet at the event. You relax. We have a genuinely great time.

Ready?

Check My Availability

Tell me about your event and I'll get back to you within 24 hours.